...is Maxwell Rome. He was recently arraigned in our local court for swinging a hammer at a fellow combatant during a fight in a liquor store parking lot, splitting his scalp.
Now seriously... if you actually KNEW someone named MAXWELL, wouldn't you be on the lookout for his HAMMER? C'mon...
the full story is here.
I'll admit Rachel gets full credit for A) noticing the article and B) making the connection. But she's a bigger blog slacker than me, so someone had to post it...
